Survivor Blogosphere Edition: Outwit, Outpost, Outlast

well a bright side to every rainbow...get fired, win immunity... ok well not that great of a consolation.. but every little thing..

Now I can share my first effort. I scrapped it because it was too mean to Don. If only I'd had a better grasp of the perversity of the audience!

I WAS NOT FIRED! FUCK! Thanks for making it worse.

Well, that'll teach me to take the intellectual approach.

And of course the "img" tag got filtered out there. Here's a regular link.

LeeAnn...yeah, this defintely seems to be a "lowest common denomenator crowd"...maybe the next immunity assignment should be most creative use of the word "Fuck".

Don't feel bad, LeeAnn. You got almost as much as a Green Party candidate. That's gotta mean something.

I was certainly going with the "fuck approach" myself, plus using a quote from Don's site. Oh well, that's me, right in the middle again.

yeah, this defintely seems to be a "lowest common denomenator crowd"

No shit. What struck me as wrong is that the slogans were catering to Don when they should've been catering to those doing the voting, i.e. idiots like me. I *guarantee* the one that insulted Don the most would've won.

Good point, Victor. I was trying for an actual T-Shirt design. What a maroon!

I used my second choice as my banner subtitle. :)

eh, fired laid off..

No, it's not "fired, laid off". It's laid off. Full stop. And I am going to beat to death the first dickass that says I was fired because I sure as hell wasn't. Fired means hand in the till. Selling corporate secrets. Sex at work (ok, well, I ám guilty of that one).

Laid off means company cuts. THAT's what happened to me. And the first schmo to give me grief about losing my job will have JIM to answer to. And that's only AFTER I have beaten them savagely with a piece of barb wire.

Er....right Jim?

Damn skippy!

(This means you're not voting for me, right?)

Pylorns, man: Quit while you're behind, douche.

..sure tear into pylorns ... call me an assbag while your at it.. jeez sorry.

Pylorns...don't worry buddy...Jeff's just pissed because he knows if he makes it to the finals you're going to ensure he falls on his face. Unless you take bribes.

You DO take bribes, don't you?

I thought there was supposed ot be evil nasty namecalling and mudslnging and junk? And I like everyone else... Oh well. I'll just sit here and wait for my restraining order, assbag.

I take bribes.

You do? You still interested in my cow?

nope.

Is it just me or is this schedule just um, a guideline? Obviously not an iron-clad rule, huh?

I was thinking that myself, em. Looks like someone is terribly hung over.

Again, a certain "rule-ish" flexibility, huh? :)

I wanna change my vote. Let's kick Don off the island!

I was up all night... ugh. At least I was able to get some cool stuff done at my blog. Anyway, I won't be here to banter with you guys, cause I have to hand in this paper I was writing and have class till 3. See you when I get back, and hopefully no one will have kicked me off. =)

"hand in the paper"

That's a new one for me. Anybody else heard that particular euphanism before? I still prefer "man to gland combat" myself.

But what's "have class till 3" supposed to mean?

No fucking SHIT it's a guideline! NOW maybe even DON can see why I was giving him such a ration of SHIT earlier!

Maybe he's "handing in his paper".

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.