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Monday, July 12, 2004


Thanks for an awsome round of Survivor. I want to thank all the contestants, the sponsers and of course myself and Jim.

Now your asking when the next round will happen. Not anytime soon. Give us time to plan, revamp and figure something out.

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Prizes Split

Lynn gets: $15 gift certificate, and free web design, and the advertising.

Jimmie gets: free year of hosting, MT install/free skin and the advertising.

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Stay Tuned

Results will be explained this afternoon.

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Friday, July 09, 2004

Judges revote.

Ok so we can do this, we'll split up the prizes or rather let you two split them between yourselves. You can plan for everything but good lord. Anyway, lemme know if you two think this is acceptable.

Ok so obviously it isnt. Hmm. Well Jim and I are not going to make a ruling over this because it wouldnt be fair. It'd prob. end in a tie that way as well. I'm calling for a revote from the judges. I hope that you guys can come to another choice.

Here is my email to the judges:

We have reached an very strange issue where not only are we tied for the judges votes but also the tie breaker tied in votes. I need you judges to vote again and Jeff I need you to give more information on why you chose the person you did or change your vote. It is up to you judges to meet a consensus.


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The new Survivor!

Ok so here we have it. I'll contact the winner with the prize information over the weekend or by Monday.

Lemur Girls vote:
Final vote:
Well hello all and welcome back to Blogtiki for the final vote! Jimmie and
Lynn, there's no need to look so nervous... it'll be over soon *evil giggle*

So yes, on to the voting part. It was fairly easy for me to decide who to vote
for. Despite having previous conversations with fellow contestants about it I
have decided to vote for... Lynn to win. Here are my reasons:

1) Despite having her own domain, she wants to be part of MuNu. Having a
complete overhaul and redesign could be the new start she needs in her MuNu
life :)
2) I liked her a lot, her entries always made me giggle
3) she liked my writing too, and apparently i summed her up in my last entry!

I decided Jimmie should lose because:

1) Out of all the survivors I was the only one he voted for twice
2) He said i was too nice, but in a bad way
"Niceness. A lot of niceness. Too much niceness. I suspect that behind
her Hello Kitty happiness facade is a seething cauldron of treachery and rage.
You know how after a serial killer's gone off and cut up ten people and hidden
their body parts like Easter Eggs around the yard their neighbors always
say, "She was a really pleasant person - kind of nice, and she kept mostly to
herself."? Yeah. I don't want to be in the way of that volcano. "

3) he didn't want any foreign influences - i mean how shallow can you get?!
There's nothing wrong with having a brit on the island. Spread your ideas out
a lil!
4) he turned me into a wannabe porn star
5) He said i would've been too distracted in the last challenge. I managed the
first lot didn't i?!
6) he just got me well and truly pissed off.

So yes, Jimmie has to go. He pissed me off, he evicted a MuNuvian (2 in fact
if you count Victor) and now he must face the consequences.
As far as i'm concerned, Lynn deserves to win. She will be the first non-
american to do it - hows about that for foreign influences?!

She also deserves to be a part of MuNu - ya hear that Pixy?!


"I plead with the jury tonight, to think a little bit about the island
that we have been on. This island is pretty much full of bull poopies and
only two other things: snakes and rats. And in the end of Mother Nature, we
have Jimmie the Snake, who knowingly went after prey; and Lynn, who turned
into the Rat, that ran around like the rats do on this island, trying to run
from the snake. And I feel we owe it to the island's spirit that we have
learned, have come to know, to let it be in the end the way Mother Nature
intended it to be: for the Snake to eat the Rat."
> Geez, that speech was stupid then, and it's stupid now. But wasn't it
hilarious the first time?
> Anyhoo, I still feel this is a writing contest. Jimmie's writing was
consistently the best; you don't win three immunities in a row writing crap
like I did (heck, you don't even win one immunity in a row writing crap like
I did). Lynn, your writing was fine, you were just a little bit less good
than Jimmie. And *significantly* better than I was.
> So, to make it official: I cast my vote for Jimmie.

I vote for Lynn to win.


Dizzy Girl:
Ack. I bad.

My vote:

First of all, congratulations to both of you for making it to the end. You're both fine bloggers and I wish you well after you leave the island. It was a pleasure getting to know the both of you.

Now, to the vote. The person I'm voting for is someone who, over the course of the past month, has entertained me with their writing abilities. Someone who always went balls-out with the Challenges. And someone who, and this is really most important part kiddies, didn't have a hand at voting me off the island. That person is Jimmie.

Jimmie, I've really enjoyed reading your entries. They were funny and well-written. I've gotten to know you more from this contest and I think you're a swell guy. I think I can honestly say that I've gained an e-friend from this.

Lynn, I'm sorry the vote isn't going your way. In the end though, I have to vote by who was more entertaining with their entries. Well, that and the fact that I may have been in Jimmie's place had you not cast the deciding vote against me that second week. You're still a cool chick though. :)

Congrats Jimmie. Here's hoping you take this thang.

So we have a tie.

Then I went to the voting and they are tied. 50/50. Christ. The judges are putting our heads together. Stay tuned.

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Awaiting Votes

I'm awaiting votes from you guys in order to post. Please send your final votes into me ASAP.

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Wednesday, July 07, 2004


Final votes are due by friday not by today. I'm playing catchup from my little vacation. This will also alow all the previous contestants to be notified and the sponsers as well that we will have a winner very Friday.

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Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Final Challenge Entry Voting Upon Time Is Here!

Okay, so I'm not my normal silver-tongued self today. Must be depression over not winning the two hundred ninety million bucks in the recent Mega Millions contest. Just like me our two remaining contestants also didn't win but at least they'll tell you what they would have done if they had. For myself I'll withold that info so it can't be used against me.

Entries and poll are in the extended entry. The polls will be open through Wednesday, at which point they'll be closed. Wik.

Also due by Wednesday are the votes from our four de-stranded competitors. Remember all y'all what got kicked off the happy isle decide who wins between whatsisname Jimmie and the strumpet Lynn. This poll result comes into play only if the four booted contestants end up deadlocked.

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Friday, July 02, 2004

Tie Breaker

Ok.. after much thought, I have come up with this lousy question I want you two to answer.

What would you do if you won a million dollars the 290 million dollar jackpot in the Mega Millions Lotto?

(Updated to be less sucky on 3 July.)

Due by Tuesday at noonish. It was Monday but we had a late update and Monday's a holiday here so nobody's going to be online anyway.

(Also updated with new due date.)

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Thursday, July 01, 2004

Too Bad, So Sad..

Jimmie Says:
So we're down to two and unless something incredibly Victor-like
happens, my vote will decide who stays and who takes the Long Walk off
the Short Pier.

Hummm.....such power. Shall I use it for good or for evil?

Well, I'm going to have to use it to try my best to win. I have my
eyes on the prize(s) and really my vote comes down to which would be
the strongest challenge to beat me: Lynn or Lemur Girl?

So I'm voting off...

Lemur Girl.

It wouldn't have been bad to keep LG around. She's in the middle of
moving into a new place at the end of her college term, her on again
off again beau is away, she's busy. That would distract her plenty and
make her easy to gobble up in the last immunity challenge.

On the other hand, the Immunity Challenge isn't what determines who
wins at the end. The voting of my fellow islanders does. Lynn would be
better, I think, to keep around for that. She's been a tad bit harsh
in her vote-off comments for a couple of the members - specifically
Victor and Dizzy Girl. I think I can edge her out in the end vote.

That and I suspect that Lemur Girl kept having me scream and pass out
in her Challenges. Can't have anymore of that.

So Lynn stays and Lemur Girl has to board the Pylorns Express.

Lynn Says:
Well, I'm not going to pull a "Victor" and vote for myself so I have no choice but to vote for Lemur Girl. For the record, I liked her entry the best. She knows nothing about me but her portrayal of me was bang on. I still laugh every time I read it. Good luck Lemur Girl and may the best bikini win!

Lemur Girl Says:

I think you could've guessed this one. My vote this week goes to Lynn
(I'm sorry hun!) for the simple reason that Jimmie has immunity and
unlike Victor i have faith in my writing abilities and so therefore i'm
not going to vote for myself!

I suppose i could always vote Miguel (raah) off...

Lemur Girl, you are the weakest link.... goodbye.

Anyway, your goodbye letter is due to me tomorrow or over the weekend I'll post it on Friday, or over the weekend or...Monday.

Tomorrow I'll post the Tie Breaker Immunity Challenge. This will be used if and only if the judges tie in voting for the ONE true winner of Blogger Survivor. This is how it will work next week - we'll do the full Challenge and the open voting. THen the votes will be due from all of the previous contestants that were kicked off. I will post those votes and if I have to use the tie breaker, I will in order to announce the winner next friday.

I will be out of town/out of state this weekend and even on Monday but I'll be able to post (unless something crazy happens) from my remote location.

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