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GOOD BYE

Okay, I'm a bad host. I admit it. But gimmie a break...I didn't get out of bed until 11! Okay?

Anyway, here's how the voting went:

*****

Helen's vote: Jeff

That's right. Sorry, Jeff, but it has to be you. See, it's a competition of supporting the womenfolk, and supporting Munuviana. So it had to be you. Besides, I was never really sure of the "Big Stick" issue. I mean, you seem really, really fixated on the big stick. Are you sure it's the stick you're really after? Are you sure you are not projecting your other...um...issues onto said stick?

Emily's vote: Jeff

My vote is for Jeff. He's simply too good. He got immunity last week and
missed it this week by a tiny margin. If I don't vote for him now, I may never
have the opportunity again. So, Jeff, I bow down to your superior slogan and
song-writing-grovelling skills, but it for exactly that reason I must vote for
you.

Jim's vote: Jeff

I don't think this will be much of a surprise. Leaving aside the joke about the demi-lizardoid minions, Jeff still has to go. He's too consistently up there on the challenges. He walked away with the first one and came within a couple votes of winning the second one. In fact, if Helen's entry had been a single iota less profane I bet he would have immunity right now. That's a threat that I have to move against.

I'm casting my vote against Jeff and hoping that a majority of my opponents recognize the danger and vote likewise.

Sorry Jeff. You're doing too well for me to let this window of non-immunity close.

LeeAnn's vote: Jeff

I vote to evict Jeff from the island.

Jeff, with his not-so-secret army of demi-lizardoids, is too much of a threat to leave unattended. I've found in the past that stalking a demi-lizardoid commander is a full-time job, and none of us have the time.

Therefore, it's for the greater good that I must vote for Jeff to leave, even though he has that big stick.

Jeff's vote: As if it matters...I mean, Jim

I have a feeling that things may not go to well for me this week. [Nothing gets past you. -ed] Shouldn't have won immunity that first time. Scared everyone. Oh well.

The traffic from the survivior site has been really good for the 'ol blog. Thanks Don.

Anyway, onto the vote!!!!

Helen - She won immunity. She already had immunity this week in my book though.
Emily - I'm going to sing to her sometime, if she asks me to.
LeeAnn - Made me laugh a few times this week, although her Immunity
prowess doesn't seem to be having much luck.
Jim - Has been alternately sneaky and helpful... he's the X factor.

So, I vote for pylorns.

Oh yeah.... wait a sec. That was last week.

Alright, well, I feel bad about it, but my Father would approve:

I vote for Jim.

As one of the last upholders of the chivalric code, I consulted the Golden Tablets that are jammed behind my hypothalamus and decided that it wouldn't be polite to vote for a girl this week, especially since they've all been so nice and generous, etc. Sorry Jimbo, but it looks like you'll be mighty busy with the King of the Blog tournament, and won't have time for us Survivior pukes.

I'm only crazy to all of YOU nuts.

*****

So, that we'll have to say goodbye to Jeff, who must now pack his bags, leave the island, and send me his parting comments.

Posted by Don at November 21, 2003 12:39 PM | TrackBack

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