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So Long.. See Ya...

Lynn:

(sorry it's late...I was sleeping)

This is a tough decision since I really like everyone who's left but I'm going to vote for Dizzy Girl. She was a great hostess at her chat the other night but her crumbing for votes kind of rubbed me the wrong way. Besides, she stole my tin-foil hat and now she won't give it back!

Jimmie:
I have chosen to vote off...

...Lemur Girl.

Here are my reasons:

1) The bull. Yes, he's a small bull. Yes, he doesn't get into the food. But he's not been particularly helpful with the coconut retrieval like she said he'd be. And he leaves little bull droppings all over the island. When you're tooling around bare-footed, that's not the sort of warmth into which you want to be sticking your feet. That and the whole "Raah!" thing. Who has a grunt as a last name anyway?

2) Niceness. A lot of niceness. Too much niceness. I suspect that behind her Hello Kitty happiness facade is a seething cauldron of treachery and rage. You know how after a serial killer's gone off and cut up ten people and hidden their body parts like Easter Eggs around the yard their neighbors always say, "She was a really pleasant person - kind of nice, and she kept mostly to herself."? Yeah. I don't want to be in the way of that volcano.

3) Foreign influences. We should not outsource our Survivor winners. This has become an ancient and venerable American tradition and we should keep our winners at least on the same Continent.

4) Competition. She's got quite a following from her web site. She brings friends who will vote for her over me. I have no friends. If I don't try to vote her off the island now, I don't think I'll have a chance to do so later.

Lemur Girl:
I hate doing this. I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns. I feel so
damned mean :(

suppose i can't put it off any longer. This time my Vote goes to Dizzy Girl (i'm
so so sorry!) purely on writing skill. I guess i just liked the others more.
Then again, if I'm wrong and the one i think is hers isn't i'm gonna cry but
it's a chance i have to take :(

Perhaps if i'd have made it to the chats I'd be voting differently but that's
the problem with different time zones.

I'm really sorry hun, please don't hold it against me!

Dizzy Girl:
I had a really hard time trying to decide who I was going to vote for this week. Unlike last week, when I didn't know any of you, I've had the chance to chat IM a few of you over the last few days and I can honestly say that I DON'T want to vote against any of you. But alas, it's part of the game and I must do it. As such, I've decided that my vote this week is going to the author of Entry #5. It's not that I didn't enjoy your story, but I just thought that the others were a little better. Nothing personal of course and you know I still love ya...whoever you are. :) Entry 5 was lemur girl

Victor:
Boy, did I get my ass kicked. Four freakin' votes, and three of 'em were mine!

I'd vote for myself, but I'm not that kind of a guy. I would've voted for Jimmie, since, as another guy, he's nothing but competition (plus he's a mean drunk) but he's got immunity...alas...

I can't bring myself to vote neither for Lynn nor for Lemur Girl. Even though they thoroughly participated in my ass-kicking, I still feel this topic was a bit unfair to them, since they're not American.

The Karma Gods shined down on them, you bet.

So what does that tell me? EVERYONE ELSE wrote about Bush and Kerry, Kerry and Bush! Hell, ANYONE could've wrote about those two (and they did)! But the guy who thinks outside the box--does he get a vote? A reward for individuality? Acknowledgement that he was just a bit different? NO! And it stinks!

I hate you voters.

Anyway, sorry Dizzy Girl. It would've been Jimmie, but he won immunity, so it's got to be you.

--Victor

P.S. And, due to a phrase I used in my synopsis (quite unconsciously), as well as the toilet humor, my gf recognized my submission. She was the fourth vote. Thanks, sweetie.

The Jury is in, and it was down to the final late vote of Lynn to vote off Dizzy Girl. Dizzy Girl, please have your farewell letter to me by tomorrow.

Posted by Pylorns at June 17, 2004 05:43 PM | TrackBack

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