Survivor Blogosphere Edition: Outwit, Outpost, Outlast

Thats crap, we were beaten by an old song that was remade by a wanker who carries a baseball bat... that song should be pulled from radio stations and wiped from peoples brains..

I'm voting for Jeff anyway. Wanker with demi-lizardoid minions. Heh. Indeed.

yes sounds like a plan.

I thought #5 was Helen. It was the longest one. The others I had no idea about. Are you sure we can't vote for Jeff? Please?

Jim was "sick?" Don, you dolt, he was hungover. *Big* difference.

(Unless he can mail the leprosy-infected appendage to Barbra Streisand. Then I'll believe he was sick.)

Geez, Pylorns, you're whiney. Still upset Helen went to Munuvia, eh?

In true Rachel Lucas spirit:

We hateses the Jeffses....

Actually I wasn't the sick one. It was Lovely Wife who was out of commission. I was doing duty herding the kids through their morning routine and then taking the Bear to school and then LW to the doc so I couldn't get the submission finished in time.

I'm sure if it had been me who was sick Don would have told me to fuck off. He does have some integrity after all.

No I don't.

Don-whose entry did you vote for?

Can't we "accidentally" nudge Jeff while he's gloating on the edge of a cliff doing his "top of the world, Ma!" routine?

And for the record, I'm unnice to all, men and ladies alike. I'm an equal-opportunity meanie-pants.

I'll never tell!

Lesson learned - if you're going to write a long boring post, give it a theme so it doesn't actually LOOK like it sucks.

Jeff - here's a tip: watch out for someone submitting a pithy, one-sentence answer in a future immunity challenge. Those can kill ya.

Harvey-are you saying that I wrote a long boring post?

Fuck, man. Ouch.

Maybe he's talking about Jeff's "theme" post that just seemed to drag on and on?

And by the way, where the hell is all the trash talking, huh? You spineless cow fuckers too intimidated to talk some shit? Especially "Wierd Al" over there with his immunity? You'd think with all that non-voting going on his direction he could speak up a little. Bastard.

*hides now*

Yeah, it's a definite shame that we can't axe Jeff this go-round. Definitely the weakest submission but he wins by cajoling and threatenting his demi-lizardoid minions with his big scary stick.

And I'm not 100% comfortable on this island with him, either. He keeps gazing covetously at my cow. And Pylorns.

Yeah.. and he drank the last of the JD and then he busted the bottle on the pepsi machine.. what gives...

Wow... I had this huge post with replies to all of you and explanations why you should be disappointed that you lost... but I accidentally closed the window. But I'll summarize: It was generally benevolent towards Helen and Jim, for various reasons, Neutral towards Emily and LeeAnn, and Mean at pylorns. Crap, it was so good too. Plus I announced the afterparty you're all invited to in the burgh, where we'll eat bratwursts and drink Yuengling. PS. I voted for Jim.

Hmmm...

Maybe Jeff isn't so bad after all. But you should have mobilized you demi-lizardoid minions to vote for #1 too. Shame on you, Jeff.

You never know with them lizards, Jim. I'm like the queen of England, I really have no power over them. Another thing I remembered whilst showering... Did anyone notcie how I was really the only one that wanted Rachel to come back? Yep, I'm one of the 1300 schmucks who visit her site every day. Meh.

Not true! I'm a genuine Rachel fan. The abuse that Don tacked on the end of my submission sort of killed it.

Well, i guess that's what I have to look forward to when the day comes that I'm too drunk to write my challenge in time. It'll happen.... I can feel it.

Want another bottle.. I'll send it.. give the rest of us an advantage. So here's my compliment, it was well written and you diserved it. But your still a wanker.

Thanks a lot man, I'll send on a Sharpton/Dean '04 poster for ya.

Has anyone looked into allegations in corners of the blogosphere that the voting was rigged?

I'm just asking, you know.

That's the first I've heard of it, where did you see that? That just hurts me man. No one wants to see a single white protestant male succeed these days. Anyway, after doing some snopping, weren't you the one that said, "As Chicago Democrats say: vote early, vote often." Hmm... someone shouldn't be throwing stones in glass houses. I hope I won because of my own creative effort.

Simon could be on to something there... hehehehe Ok its 9am EST whats the deal...