Survivor Blogosphere Edition: Outwit, Outpost, Outlast

C'mon, Don, you're too nice! Remember on the *real* Survivor when that one dude fell face-first into the fire? Did they give him an extension? NO! They booted his tail off the island and that was it!

(Unless it was LeeAnn or Helen who was sick--then you done good. Us Munuvians gotta stick together, after all. Or at least give us the details of the bribe.)

You should grant something to the rest of us that turned in ours early then!

Pylorns...you asked for it you've got it: everyone who turned their assignment in early will be removed from my blog roll if they do not win the game! Muahahahah.

DUDE! I object! This is CRAP! We aren't in fourth grade. There are no extensions or "do-overs" in Survivor! Besides, who ever is late isn't out of the game they just wouldn't get immunity. No fair.

Trust my judgment on this...it will be fair and it will definitely be worth the wait.

"Definitely worth the wait"-oh. I see. So the person's entry you are waiting for is above those entries that have already been turned in? Is that what you mean?

And Victor, my love, Jim is a Munuvian too! Never forget him. Semper Mu!

I'm going to get my ass kicked for saying that, I know. No disrespect intended.

No, no, no my dear...I mean I'm really going to fuck with him or her.

Ah. Ok. Thanks Don.

*got a bit stressed up and had to check my email account to make sure you received mine. Then realized I never asked for an extension due to illness. And I sent mine in early. So it must not be me*

Paranoid delusion over.

The only way this could be fair is if the late entry has every other word in their entry replaced with the word "poop." For example, "Rachel, please poop your poop. We poop be so poop to see poop go away for all poopiness."

Or "smurf". That would make me laugh.

Christ, how many people are typing and F7-ing this page right now? Hmmmmm....

If I was Ill, I'd have written more.

*The Cow says, "MU" *

Yeah I would have written more too... god damnit.. I should be ill now(cough cough).. mine would have been more brilliant from my drug induced state.

So what is this "trust me the wait is worth it"... Is this show rigged?? I want my money back.. er ..

So... late person isn't Helen, Pylorns, Jeff or me... that leaves that cow fucker Jim or LeeAnn.

Ah, but Jim was up and blogging at after 6 am his time, as per his usual. Not sure if it was him.

LeeAnn? Is it you? You feeling ok, darlin' (and not being sarcastic here)?

Oh sure, Emily. You're going to believe things people post now? Lie, cheat, steal, backstab! Just like when you have an annual review at work.

Hm. You must work at the same company I do, Jim.

I think it was Jeff who was late, and Don is just frantically trying to load it all into the template and post it. He's just posturing. 'Fess up, man. It's ok-we won't crucify you.

For now.

I didn't have to believe them, Jim. You have the damning photographic evidence posted on your own site. You're obsessed with cow udders! Admit it!

Well Jim.. you are pure evil.

Am I the only one of us that has posted survivor stuff on my site? We need to beef up the action...

Hey, the cow thing is totally oral. Marmosets...well let's just save marmosets for a different day.

You guys need to quit holding back... let it rip g-ddammit! Who ever was late... fuck em the end... no immunity... no pity!

This is fun!!!

BTW, I'm posting updates on all the action over at The Alliance HQ page. I think these comment sections are going to be the best thing (IMHO), although you are all fine writers with weird imaginations. I love the back biting snarkiness down here!

why is the action not happening here?

Jim is a Munuvian too!

Yeah, but he's the black mu in the 'nuvia.

Not me, no no no. Not late. Early. Early early cheese.
And I never get sick, because I live such a clean, innocent life and stuff.
Stop laughing.

So... everyone but that udder sucker Jim has denied being the late party. Come on you cow loving freak, own up already.

I didn't? I thougt I did that straight away. Hmmm...must have messed up the comment post. Or maybe it was in a comment stream on another entry - let's face it, even one as brilliant as myself can get confused by conversations taking place across multiple posts on 7+ blogs.